My Sex Toy Top Picks of 2018

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As we approach the year end, I’ve started reflecting on which toys I really enjoyed above others from the ones I have tried in 2018. Below I recount some particular ‘naughty drawer’ highlights 😉

Fun Factory Volta

The Volta’s tongue flickers with varying intensities ranging from ‘lapping,’ to furious tongue ‘twerking’. There are plenty of rhythms to suit your sexy play inclination. You can go back through the settings, meaning you can tease yourself, (or your partner, if you are using the Volta on them). You can prolong the explosive outcome as long as you can stand, or while you wish to tease your partner.

I enjoy using the Fun Factory Volta around my clitoral hood and inner labia. The tips of the dual tongue envelope my clitoris perfectly, giving it pleasurable vibrating ‘flicks.’ Mr Bunny likes using the Fun Factory Volta around the head of his penis. He says it feels like a ‘fluttery tongue blow-job.’ In this respect, the Volta can be enjoyed by both clitoris- and penis-owners.

 

Zumio

The Zumio in its charging dock may look a bit like an electronic toothbrush. It’s SpiroTip™ offers pinpoint clitoral and labial stimulation. There are 8 intensity settings; all of which are continuous oscillations. I usually stick to the lower end of the intensity scale when I masturbate with the Zumio, as I find it pretty intense. I tend to hold the tip over the edge of my clitoris, towards the right side and sweep it across my clitoris, clitoral hood and inner labia. It is usually possible for me to reach orgasm within a couple of minutes when I play with the Zumio.

The SpiroTip™ is soft on the sensitive areas of the clitoris and labia. It feels sort of like a ‘cotton-bud’ making circular motions at high speed!

 

Doxy Number 3

Because it is so light, the Doxy Number 3 has superseded the original Doxy as my go-to wand. I like the range of power settings that both Doxy wands have, but Number 3 is much quieter, which is a bonus since I have a curious toddler. The silicone head of the Number 3 is narrower than the original Doxy’s PVC head. This means it concentrates the rumbly vibrations into my vulva and clitoris, even at the lower speeds. Strangely, when you switch the Doxy Number 3 on, it doesn’t start at the lowest intensity, so I normally adjust it down, using the ‘-‘ button. These large function buttons are great, by the way, as a lot of vibrators have tiny buttons that are fiddly to press with lube-coated fingers.

In terms of power, the Doxy Number 3 has it in plentiful supply. The flex cable means you can plug it in at the foot of the bed and still reach the ‘head’-end. I can orgasm really quickly using the Doxy Number 3, and it has attachments available too! I’ve tried the Nexus Rabbit attachment.

 

Split Peaches Rainbow Unicorn Horn

The colossal (*ahem* medium) Rainbow Unicorn Horn from Split Peaches measures in at 7 ½ inches in length, and 7 inches in circumference. Yikes! this dildo requires lube. Plenty of water-based lube! I didn’t actually check to see what the dimensions of the large unicorn horn are, but I’m going to guess that it’s mahoosive.

The only time I took a ride on a rainbow, besides playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64, or eating Skittles has been when I’ve tested the Split Peaches Rainbow Unicorn Horn. This has been more fun than either of the former. The Rainbow Unicorn Horn really comes into its own when you start twisting it around inside your stretched vagina. You can use the rainbow unicorn horn anally since it has a flared base.